How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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