Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
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She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
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What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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