Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
