people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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