I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
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Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
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I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
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