i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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