sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
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I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
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YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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