Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I fill condoms, not promises.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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