what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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