Dual....:-)
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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