Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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