so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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