She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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