SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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