You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I will pee on everything he values.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
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