he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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