I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I just want to make out with him forever
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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