I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
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Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
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Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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