i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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