Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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