Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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