After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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