Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
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I won't apologize to a one balled man
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.