If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
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my cup is half full, half full of rum.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
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You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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