Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
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You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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