come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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