I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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