I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
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hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
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I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
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