I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
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I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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