you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Randomize
