O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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