your parents love me but you hate me
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i think my tv is drunk
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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