Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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