Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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