i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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