yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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