someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
