The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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