Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
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Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
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She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
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