the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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