Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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