oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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