My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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