i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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