That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
last night I used snow as a chaser
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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