This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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