Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
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