Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
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he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
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Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
After tacos, we're chasing women.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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