No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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