My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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