I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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