And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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